anal

anal
1. (anal) (13424↑, 2220↓)
What to avoid in prison.

After dropping my soap, I just let it be so as not to incite an anal rampage.

2. (anal) (6414↑, 2023↓)
bend over and i'll show you.

^ what he said ^

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3. (anal) (7469↑, 3189↓)
Common misconception for gay-sex. In reality, Anal is the act of making love or otherwise having sexual intercourse between a man and a woman. Arguably, the best sex one can have, as the nerve endings and g-spot stimulation of the female during penetration as well as the rather tight squeeze and domination satisfaction for the male. Occasionally, gay men participate but they mostly enjoy oral due to the rather unpleasant feeling of the prostate during intercourse (common misconception is that it feels good to men, please). Women usually offer anal to a man once she really loves him, as it is probably the most intimate thing she could provide him. She would not let just anyone penetrate her anally. Trust is a very big factor but once it is gained anal often becomes the preferred (but not openly discussed) form of lovemaking. Is also considered a great form of birth-control. Use plenty of lub and be patient at first when you try. Then once she loosens up, pump away and enjoy\!

Sex in a woman's ass is THE holy-of-the-holy's\!

4. (anal) (3676↑, 1288↓)
to be really up tight to pay excessive attention to detail to be a total tight-ass to over explain or define something

He said I had to stack the first row of cups 20" high, and the second row 12" high, what an anal dickwad.

5. (anal) (2190↑, 849↓)
Sexual - Short for [anal sex]. The act of shoving your dick into someone's poop chute.

I asked my g/f if she'd like some anal and she pulled a bobbit on me.

6. (anal) (1420↑, 451↓)
To insert a penis, dildo, butt plug, vegetable, or just about whatever fits into the [ass] or [booty] of a girl, or boy.

Last night I had some of the best anal ever, man those greek girls know how to take it in the ass.

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7. (anal) (1446↑, 612↓)
-The best sex a man can get from his woman. -never messy and always satisfying -anal is hard to find, but once found you will never lose the privilege of having it again. also known as: Stop\! My ass is burning\!

I gave my girlfriend a gold necklace and she let me have anal with her.

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8. (Anal) (390↑, 160↓)
to fuck someone in their ass; a form of sex

Chris H had anal with the J-Train\!\!

9. (anal) (281↑, 87↓)
1. Overly obsessive, scrutinizing every detail. 2. The act of anal sex between two males, often times as an attempt to excersize the partners sexual organ - the prostate. 3. The act of anal sex between male and female, usually the after effect of skillful manipulation and lying by the male.

1. "Man, if I want this report to get an A I'm going to have to be [uber] anal." 2. "Oh baby you totally worked my organs last night, you're the best at anal\!" 3. "No seriously honey, all girls like anal once they get used to it\! Just read the definitions on urbandictionary.com you'll see\! Errr, wait not the one by J.Mat..."

10. (Anal) (314↑, 143↓)
Term used to describe recieving or giving anal sex. Where the male inserts the penis into the females, or males(in the case of homosexual sex) anus.

Bob: I got anal yesterday, from that chick at the mall\! George: Nice man, nice.

11. (anal) (257↑, 113↓)
To fuck one up the ass.

Spencer Smith gave Tonder a crazy anal last night\!

12. (anal) (250↑, 155↓)
Short for "anal retentive."

My boss is so anal. He criticizes everything I do\!

13. (anal) (147↑, 57↓)
(1) A term used to describe a person who is very uptight or a neat freak. (2) When a man inserts his penis into another's anus for sexual intercourse.

(1) My uncle Rod is sooo, anal (2) Sam loves anal sex.

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14. (Anal) (243↑, 173↓)
The most enjoyable sexual act in the world.

"Kobe Bryant wanted to fuck that bitch in the ass, and who can blame him?"

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15. (anal) (131↑, 74↓)
adj. of, from, or relating to the anus. adj. to describe an uptight OCD-esque person who may or may not twitch when you do something wrong; A perfectionist. n. short name for anal sex, or penetration of the anus (butt fuck). common among gay men and some heterosexual couples. not as enjoyable for many women but with a lot of lube it's better.

1. ug i have like anal herpes or something, cause my butthole is itching like woah. 2. A LITTLE TO THE LEFT PLEASE\! *twitch* sorry, i get a little anal about things like this. 3. he keeps asking me to do anal but it hurts\!

16. (anal) (138↑, 92↓)
the process of inserting an erect penis or dildo into a man or womans asshole

Bang me harder.... lets do anal

17. (anal) (71↑, 39↓)
Short for analysis

(On an english paper) "More anal please"

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18. (Anal) (122↑, 92↓)
A sexual position, usually a tight squeeze (if your with a woman) but if you manipulate the vaginal organs (usually the clitoris because it's the most sexual stimulant on a woman's body) then the anus, or asshole, will open up like an umbrella do to the manipulation of the vagina and relaxiation of the woman. That's when you sneak one inbewteen the cheekys my fellow brothers.

With some tedious finger and licking action to my girl's pussy, her ass opened up faster than an umbrella on a down poor but closed like a bank's vault when I inserted my purple helmet warrior. She no longer wanted anal after that.

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19. (Anal) (48↑, 22↓)
When no means yes and yes means anal.

Man: Do you want anal? Women: No Man: I knew this is what you wanted. Penetration begins. Man: Is your name Stephanie Women: yes Man: I knew this is what you wanted. Penetration begins.

20. (anal) (71↑, 45↓)
being anal is worrying about stuff WAY too much...

you're being so anal about this whole job... just do it

21. (anal) (51↑, 27↓)
Butt sex

Miranda is well known for her wild anal nights.

22. (anal) (45↑, 25↓)
Anal sex is a sexual practice which is sexually appealing to only 1% of American women according to the most comprehensive survey by the Social Organization of Sexuality. (Edward O. Laumann, John H. Gagnon, Robert T. Michael, Stuart Michaels. The social organization of sexuality: Sexual practices in the United States. Chicago: University of Chicago Press.) The elderly porn addicts and 11-year-old boys who experience their first outbreak of acne and have commented on anal sex so far may find it difficult to differentiate between actual behavior and the sexual world portrayed in pornography.

While anal sex appears in most scenes in pornography and the woman is shown to "enjoy" it, it is important to understand that if they are lucky enough to have consensual sex with a real woman chances are she will beat them to a bloody pulp if they ever try to manipulate her into letting them penetrate her anus. A sexual assault charge is another possibility.

23. (Anal) (38↑, 21↓)
its like having a dick in your ass

i've never tried anal...whats it like? it's like having a dick in your ass

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24. (anal) (53↑, 36↓)
Yup, you guessed it - abbreviation or short form for analyze and analogy and don't you believe any one that tells you differently.

I like your anal usage, but I'll have to get back to your analogy.

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25. (anal) (27↑, 12↓)
of, relating to, characterized by, or being in the stage of psychosexual development in psychoanalytic theory during which the child is concerned especially with its feces

He is anal.

26. (anal) (56↑, 45↓)
1) when a man chooses to pot the 'difficult brown' instead of the 'easy pink' i.e. he decides to do his woman up the wrong 'un. 2) Annoying term to describe a fastidious person, from some stupid Freudian psycho-bullshit.

John: 'Oi Dave, I analed my bird for the first time last night.' Dave: 'that's alright, John...one up the bum, no harm done.'

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27. (Anal) (8↑, 1↓)
Commonly known as "sticking it up the wrong one". Anal Sex is something most of us claim to perform on our girlfriends/wives but nearly all of us never do. Anal Sex is.... 1) Something your mother is good at. 2) Dirty. That's why it's so good. 3) Something you'd gladly tell your friends you've done, but your girlfriend or wife would never tell a living soul. 4) What makes us all feel like porn stars. 5) Something your girlfriend or wife finds painful even if you have a small penis. 6) Something that requires a LOT OF LUBE. 7) Something that requires a condom. Unless you want what your wife or girlfriend had for their breakfast the day before on the end of your penis. 8) Smelly. See \#2 9) Gives you entertainment afterwards by watching your girlfriend or wife's anus close. 10) Something that makes you erect just thinking about. Just like 99% of the men are just now reading this.

"Hi Mom and dad\! This is Mysti and she's really into Anal Sex" "Sorry I'm late, my darling. I went to see your mother and ended up having anal sex with her" "Hello? I'm sorry, I can't come into work today. I had anal sex last night for the first time and I'm finding it hard to sit down"

28. (anal) (43↑, 36↓)
"Surrender the booty"

Eric: Hey Mandy, are you going to surrender that booty tonight or what? Mandy: I don't know Eric, I think once I let you have anal, you're going to leave me.

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29. (anal) (71↑, 65↓)
a formed piece of metal, with a broad head and a shank that tapers to a point--

The carpenter said, "I have a hammer but I need anal." So I gave him anal and he smiled.

30. (Anal) (28↑, 26↓)
The best type of [sex] in the world\! If you do this, men are your [slaves]\!

[Kim] and [Jared] were going out and he wouldnt buy her treats. So she let them do anal, and now she's [showered] with gifts.

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31. (Anal) (17↑, 15↓)
Going backwards on a pair of skis or rollerblades. Used to be called switch but skaters and snowboarders took that term back.

Look at that skier going anal\! He just did an anal to anal spin, gay.

32. (anal) (35↑, 33↓)
fucking my butthole

fuck me anal 707 757 8934

33. (anal) (22↑, 20↓)
someone who obsess over petty details

Terri is really anal about her work.

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34. (ANAL) (34↑, 32↓)
Its when the penis is inserted into the butt\!

"i have a friend who likes anal..."

35. (Anal) (27↑, 26↓)
One of the most infamous sexual acts, 'anal' or 'anal sex', refers to the stimulation of the [anus] and penetration of the anal canal. The anal canal is extremely sensitive and has more nerve endings than the [clitoris], nipples and the head of a penis - all put together. Anal can be performed on both a man and a woman.

Dick and Jane have anal sex together.

36. (anal) (6↑, 6↓)
not just a word related to anus.it also means neat and tidy,responsible.not really popular with the modern teenage language.so dont use it lol

girl:i was called anal girl in school boy: O.O girl: what?? i was neat and responsible o.o from:500 days of summer(movie)

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37. (anal) (81↑, 81↓)
Mmm, it's sooo good. You really should try it.

Guy 1: Man I just did anal with my girlfreind Guy 2: Sweet.

38. (Anal) (2↑, 5↓)
Pooping backwards...without the poop.

ewww poop :P anal is like poop :)

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39. (anal) (4↑, 10↓)
sex in the ass

Me and my mother had anal sex last night\!

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40. (Anal) (12↑, 18↓)
It's like having a dick in your ass...

[Anal] sex

41. (anal) (18↑, 25↓)
a variation to the trite "lol." we live in an age where there are different types of laughs. there are nervous laughs, awkward laughs, chuckles, snorts, and giggles. in this case the acronym stands for; a nervous awkward laugh

man 1: you look really good in that shirt. if i were gay i'd bang you man 2: anal...

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42. (anal) (16↑, 25↓)
THE BEST\!\!\!

"anal is THE BEST\!" -Dave Grohl

43. (anal) (23↑, 32↓)
in through the out door

it sometimes hurts to get analed

44. (anal) (13↑, 23↓)
Asociación Nacional de Anencefálicos y Lumpens This is the group of puertoricans that recently supported former governor Pedro Rossello's return to goverment after numerous corruption scandals.

La ANAL apoyó a Rosselló en la última primaria.

45. (anal) (8↑, 18↓)
an act in which a male sticks his erect penis into a female/males anus. often the act in which gay people have sex.

jonno asked cat if she'd like anal in bushy park

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46. (Anal) (12↑, 23↓)
Anal is when a [penis] or another foreign object (like a [dildo]) is inserted in the [anal cavity]. Mainly [gay] men use this type of activity, but women can also do this to eachother or men can do it to them.

Anal is usually called "butt sex". Obviously now you know why.

47. (anal) (86↑, 97↓)
the act of sticking your man meat into someone else (or something elses) rear exit.

god that anal with a goat was excellent

48. (anal) (11↑, 23↓)
buttwhole, the act of butt sex

i had anal with kari

49. (anal) (6↑, 19↓)
insertion of a penis in to an anus. otherwise known as: crusty but sex.

anal person 1: I'm hungry for shit.. person 2: ..what? person 1: don't worry I'll show you later. person 2: alright?

50. (anal) (10↑, 23↓)
coppin up the arseholeeee.

"she copped hell anal"

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51. (anal) (3↑, 17↓)
A person / act that is fastidiously clean-cut, too tidy, too "squared", too orderly

She keeps all her CDs in alphabetical order, that's so anal\!

52. (anal) (17↑, 31↓)
something that is rare and really cool

Dude, that was anal\!

53. (Anal) (52↑, 66↓)
To fuck inside ones ass

"Ben got fucked hard anal by bernard all last night

54. (Anal) (8↑, 23↓)
Commonly referred to as "butt sex", usually performed by anal penatration with a penis. Preferred method for those of middle eastern origin.

Adam refused to have normal sex, and would settle for nothing less than anal with Alex.

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55. (anal) (41↑, 57↓)
of or relating to the "anus".

"God damn, I've got these horrible anal worts.they burn like crazy."

56. (anal) (2↑, 20↓)
refers to a characteristic that is extremely shady in nature. A person who is anal is usually witty with words but lacks the charm and intellegence of the individuals in teh RERE clan. anal's are usually referred to as shady ass hoes who make disturbing faces while composing textual messages or as the hipsters refer to it "texts"

mom look at that anal over there. she is such a shady ass hoe.

57. (Anal) (44↑, 63↓)
Sexual intercorse through the anal passage

Damn, my [nigga] I had crazy anal with this [chicken head]

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58. (anal) (64↑, 84↓)
for a person to shove, or have shoved a cock in the ass. also refered to as gay sex, turd tapping or brown hatting

as i pulled my cock from my wifes pussy she bent over and said 'now i want you to stick it in my ass'

59. (anal) (13↑, 38↓)
JESSE STEVEN SYNDER SHOVES HIS DICK UP PAIGE ELIZABETH KEENAN'S ASS AND THEY BOTH ENJOY IT.

PAIGE LOVES ANAL.

60. (anal) (23↑, 50↓)
To act and conduct oneself in a similar manner to that of a public sector employee.

No you can't buy a postage stamp until you have completed these 15 forms... Why i hear you ask? Well because i am in a bad mood and because i have control over you in this circumstance and because i am Anal\!

61. (anal) (29↑, 69↓)
fucking someone up their battyhole also means anal sex

i fucked abbi up her battyhole at the party i did her real good in the anal

62. (anal) (73↑, 118↓)
when u take a guys genital (the dudes dick ) and shove it up a persons (guy or girl) ASSHOLE

while in a three some a girl named betty shoved ross's dick up Becky's big butt

63. (anal) (20↑, 74↓)
1. Pathetic; lowly; stupidfying; asswise 2. Relating to the anus ([anal sex], [anal toy], [anal disease])

Spending $400 on another persons car? That's not responsible, that's just anal.

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64. (anal) (14↑, 95↓)
Noun - Also know as a rectal

He just got his ANAL pooped on

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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